getting every goddamn card from the monsters in a dungeon except for the one you need

i’m so angry omfg

commanderrogers:

"uh oh" i whispered as i began to ship it

DAVE PUT IT THROUGH GOOGLE AND MY FAVORITE LINE IS

"Next week, I am committed to bread and Maiya. And I love donuts"

there’s like 12000000 mistakes in this but i give up

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things to do tonight:

  • study for Japanese written test

things to do tomorrow:

  • take Japanese written test
  • work orientation
  • finish sci-fi written exam
  • study for oral exam

things to do thursday:

  • finish last part of in-class sci-fi exam
  • oral exam at noon

AND THEN DONE WITH THE SEMESTER

i have new hire orientation class tomorrow at my new job i’m so nervous now

lahmps:

lahmps:

HA! i bet this “supernatural fandom” doesnt have a gif of someone dying

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i’ve upset the little demon children 

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*